The Brilliant Mutterings (& Threats) of Spring 2009 - Winter 2010...

These things really, honestly... should only be said among friends, ... or not...

"If I had a knife I'd stab you a couple times" -S. Fleischmann

"If you ever date anyone like Phil again I'll make you throw up. And then I'll drown you in it." - S. Brainard

A wily, up-to-no-good Sarah on the couch watching Animal Planet, and older Sarah in kitchen...
Fleischy: "Brainard - - howdo the rats die in snakes... whole?" - - "The acid? The pressure?"
Brainard: "Yes, Sarah -- both, of course. Jesus."
Fleischy: "I want to throw you in a vat of acid."

Brainard: "Are you trying to BE me?"
Erin: "Yes, slowly so you don't notice. Then I'm going to stab you with a high heel"